I've got a fly

its sitting in a bag
its got legs and eyes and
a brain as big
as a bundle of cash.

when I leave the house today,
this bug will leave the trash.
and then will go hustle
and bustle till all the bills
are payed or torn up .

when I come home, this
bug will hide in the gutter and fly out
when the water falls and it will shout!
hey, I paid all the bills AND stole a pumpkin pie
from the old lady across the street. then I spit in her eye!

and I will say, dear bug, you are rotten!
get out of my house. and take the trash with you.