edgar allen poo

the bells
the bells bells bells bells
yells yes yells no,
snow caves shoe aches and pains
back cracks and hopeless smash
insect drizzle and
shaolin skunks fun running amok
do you hear what I hear?
the ghost of christmas past participle,
invented by a canadien thought to be an american making
long distance short distance, and giving me high bills.
jesus christ was smart to die.
jesus christ was stupid to resurrect.
jesus christ had a middle name.

jesus H christ
jesus helliphant christ
the long lost descendant of hannibals elliphant helliphant.