too big to fart

the man walked in with a big round belly
and it was hanging over his belt
which was already struggling againts the gravity
of the money bags and gold bars hanging on.

the doctors looked him over and he looked overly fed.
he looked over the parking lot where his
humdinger was parked and thought this would be the last ride.

the old doctors get his money first. they have had a little
hard time cutting lumps, not usurury becuase this guy has so much
fat to give. they said. actually, you are just indigesting.
looks like a terrible case of gas.
what have you been eating?

paper. . . plastic. . ... imaginary numbers..... stuff like that.

oh hummm. .

he's too big to fart! it will blow us all down. it will stink.
so they pumped him full of their private stock of de-gasser. of peptodismal and
peppermint cookies. they asked him questions about if it was enough. they gave him
two tablespoons of pure bicarbonate soda and one glass of water.