London is ....

London is a muddy river
its denizens wiith moneyed blood
sit on their fanny licking hammy
sandwiches which stand hands runny

London is a place where old ideas
come to live
and new ideas are loath to go and wish they never did.

you see , the apple of that television
is a blue and red and white incision
a method of tamed dead vultures,
 in a land without any culture

Its London
Its London

Is London
bridges falling down,
no they aint but the people frown
cause THEY know that they are boring and have to get one with snoring
the buddhas of the white man sit on a crown of
crooked sharp sandpaper stories, confused looking around

Get off the flat
Get off the lift
Forget allllll about the crowd

the olympics is holding you down